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| Author: | hsh [ Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Speaking German in Texas |
Speaking German in Texas -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Down south near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German-heritage population, a farmer walking down a country road noticed a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have s**t in it.") The man shouted back: "I'm from New York , and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English." The farmer replied: "Oh okay, well use two hands, you'll get more water." |
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