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Retired Ladies
One day, while passing a Nursing Home, I noticed 6 old ladies
lying naked on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same six old
ladies laying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to
the manager.
Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a Yard Sale
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Those that know, don't tell. And those that tell, don't know.
So say what you mean, and mean what you say.
And if its ain't broke, don't fix it.
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