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 Post Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:58 pm 
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If you’re bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the
following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

“My financial and personnel well being are totally in the hands of
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore.”

“My financial and personnel well being are totally in the hands of
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore.”

“My financial and personnel well being are totally in the hands of
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore.”


If that doesn’t scare the shit out of you, then you are
probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life.

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Those that know, don't tell. And those that tell, don't know.

So say what you mean, and mean what you say.

And if its ain't broke, don't fix it.


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