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 Post Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 1:10 pm 
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Location: da bedroom
Wife asks husband,

"How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies,

"Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was awake."

Hospital visiting hours

10 AM - 8 PM

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