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 Post Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:22 pm 
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I pulled in to Boudreaux's gas station to fill up my Cadillac Escolade. While I was standing at the pump, Boudreaux came out and walked around, admiring my ride.

When I pulled out my credit card, a couple of golf tees I had in my pocket came with it. Upon seeing the tees, Boudreaux asked "What dem for?"
I said "That's what I put my balls on for driving."

Boudreaux exclaimed "HOT DANG, Dem Cadillac's got everthang!!!"

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